So this morning, I was walking through campus when the unthinkable happened: this girl in front of me decided that she wants to start blaring her music through her iPod speakers so that the whole world could hear. This is never a good idea. Why?
Because a) NOBODY likes good music.
And b) NOBODY wants to be subjected to other people's shitty music.
That's when I had a brilliant idea: why should you have to deal with another person's bad music? And that's when I came up with the IndiePoncho.
What is the IndiePoncho, you may ask?
It is a revolutionary new product that melds style with functionality to create the ultimate in bad music reflection.
Basically, it uses cutting-edge technology to reflect bad music away from your body. The poncho is covered with recycled CDs, which reflect all of the bad music and only allow the good music to reach your ears. The IndiePoncho is completely programmable, so you get to decide which music gets absorbed. Never again will you be forced to listen to the awful strains of Cher! Imagine a world without shitty music...it's possible with IndiePoncho.
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